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[23 Aug 2004|01:47pm]
hi its toni ann. jackson is upstairs being gay so heres an entry

i rock
buffy rocks
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

and jackson is a loser heeh
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havent updated in a while [15 Aug 2004|01:57am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | THE TICK ]

ah well i havent updated in a while ive been too busy watching THE TICK!! heh gotta love it

ummmm nothing to write

tomorrow im hanging out with toni ann george and alysia should be fun

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANTS!!! blah theres ants all over my room but i cant spray them cause teh exterminator sprayed this shit and its like drawing all the ants out and i cant spray or it will make his spray no longer work cause they gotta get drawn out before they die. i dotn know but i just know theres ants all over the place and its drivin me crazy.


YAY FOR TONI ANN she gots her super duper poem thats gonna be published in a book. congrats baby *kiss*

blah bored venture bros suck ass guess ill watch the tick instead heh. NOTHING TO DO AT 2 AM BLAH!!! i gotta go to bed soon so tired


umm yea another boring entry for a boring journal

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[09 Aug 2004|11:58pm]
[ mood | artistic ]
[ music | Sonne-Rammstein ]


hmmm if only i had something to write here.

 lets see as of late ive been playin all the old sega games on my computer which is always fun ... ah childhood memories.

 egh my hand is killin me i just got home from work and boilin water spilled on it so it kinda burnt it o welll

i guess im gonna go play some sonic and listen to rammstein.

and now for my super cool saying that i have come up with:
 if life sucks, lean back and enjoy the blowjob

i miss my toni ann *tear*

Auf Wiedersehen

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blarge [05 Aug 2004|04:35pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | Mein Teil - Rammstein ]

its been a while since ive updated this journal thingy hmm

yesterday i went to six flags it was ok besides the fact i was stuck with 6 PMSing 12 year olds i wanted to kill every one of them arg.... while i was in line for super man i met these 2 people visiting from isreal the guy was 16 and the girl was 18 they were really cool infact the guy listens to rammstein and even saw them in concert which i think thats pretty damn cool that they listen to rammstein in isreal too.

tonight i gotta go out to dinner with my pop cause it was his birthday a couple of days ago. yup where goin out to this place where theres all you can eat dungeoness crabs YUM YUM heh

friday i was supposed to hang out with toni ann and george and alysia but my mom wont let george and alysia come over when shes not home so i got no fuckin clue whats goin on with that now o well lol.

i miss toni ann soooooooooo much i havent seen her in so long hopefuly ill get to see her tomorrow i need her i long for her *tear* i really miss her. I LOVE YOU TONI ANN!!

ah well im gonna go watch some mighty max ta ta

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x-men and some other memories of the past [31 Jul 2004|03:52am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | xmen theme song ]

ALL DAY IVE BEEN WATCHING

 hells yea the old ones from the 90's god there the best i downloaded them i watched season one and two already the other seasons arent done yet cant wait!!! w00t!!
heh yay gambit

 wolverine kicks ass too  
MORPH NO WATCH OF FOR THE SENTENEL!!
 go rogue

x-mens so cool why do they need a gay leader like cyclops
oooo magic hands lol
 
wolverine could so kick his ass heh
 
i wish i had a floaty chair heh
 
ah shes gay too
 shame onslaught wasnt in the cartoon hes cool as hell



well since im in a childhood memory mood heres some games i used to play

EARTH WORM JIM god i loved this game





gotta love booger man


HOLY HELL COOL SPOT KICKED ASS



 now what kinda memory post would this be without sonic and knuckles in it


toe-jam and earl. the remake of this really sucked


the tick


pitfall


captain america and the avengers
marvel vs capcom 2



 ^anyone else think that came from his ass

Ramdom X-men games


 

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QUIZ TIME! [30 Jul 2004|12:22am]




You Are 100% Skilled at Going Down On a Girl


Chances are your tongue is so tired now that you can't even talk

Not only do you rock at oral - you do it a lot

Your girlfriend is the happiest girl on the planet. No, really.

And, you Mr. (Ms.???) Pussy, are the most sought after lover in your town



How Well Do You Go Down On Girls?

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yup go me


FUCK YOU!!! LOL

romantic



You Are A Romantic Kisser!


About Your Kissing Style:


You'll only kiss if the mood is right and if you think you are falling in love.

Some may say you're old fashioned, but when you kiss, you see stars!

One kiss from you, and anyone will be hooked forever.

What Your Kissing Style Says About You:


You're no prude, but if you're going to get sexual, it needs to mean something.

You prefer to take things slow, because it only makes them better in the long run.

You're much more likely to find yourself engaged than in some stranger's bed.


Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:



You and another Romantic Kisser is just pure bliss. You both enjoy the finer aspects of
seduction and have the preference of taking things slow. It's practially love at first site.
You'll also find yourself attracted to Juicy Kissers. The
way a Juicy Kisser locks eyes with you and draws you in is almost cosmic...



Manic Kissers are to be avoided at all costs. These kissers
love to kiss everyone and can never commit to one person. Next! Carnal Kissers aren't
your style either. They'll push you for sex way too soon... and get very upset when they don't get their way.



How Do *You* Kiss?

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cheat



There's a 0 - 25% Chance You'll Cheat!


Sound about right?

You know the deal. Everyone gets tempted...

And the key to maintaining your relationship is not giving in.

You even go as far as staying away from anything close to cheating.

But everyone's human, so don't over do it.

You might come to resent your pure ways - and get a little too crazy to compensate.



Sound completely wrong?

So you're a cheater!

Either you're really prone to cheat (you find sex in any situation)

Or on the way to recovery.

With answers like yours, you know what it takes to shape up.



Are You Likely to Cheat?

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ah well it would be flat 0 but this is the lowest the quiz will go id never cheat on my toni ann i love her soo much and would never do anything to hurt her

suspension cuffs



You are Suspension Cuffs!


You're so deep into bdsm that handcuffs are kiddie play for you

Not to say that handcuffs can't be fun... au contraire!

You just need a little something extra to spice handcuffs up.

Which is why suspension cuffs are perfect for you

Get whipped or flogged in these babies, and you're sado self will be quite satsified!



What Kind of Handcuffs Are You?

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mmmmm fun!

switch



You Are a Switch!


Top. Bottom. Giver. Taker. You can't make up your mind.

And truth is, why should you? Kink is wildest when you can switch roles.

You're ability to get off in all sorts of ways makes you a versitile lover.

You can get along with a sub or dom(me) - but another switch is what really blow your mind



Are You Dominant or Submissive?

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fun fun bondage is fun either way heh


Fuck Me



Your Candy Heart is "Fuck Me"


When people say V-day is romantic, they're not wrong.

It's just that you're idea of romance is doing it all night long.

So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses.

You'll show love by doing it in many poses.



What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

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why cant i ever find that on in the candy hearts

Motorpsycho - What If?
Motorpsycho - What If . . .



You are lively and energetic, and probably devote a
lot of that energy to intellectual pursuits.
Asking questions and seeking answers is
recreation to you, and besides that, you're
quite good at it. Intensely creative, you make
life an adventure for the people around you -
people love being with you because the time is
never dull. Whether it's an intense discussion
about an important issue (which you've probably
thought much about and your companions only
pretend to understand) or light-hearted banter,
you know how to keep the conversation
interesting.


What's Your Theme Song?
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works for me

kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that even you are afraid of yourself sometimes.
kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn
chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that
even you are afraid of yourself sometimes.


What type of SEX do You enjoy?
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yea what else is new

well thats all heh that was fun
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something to do [28 Jul 2004|04:15am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Augen Auf-Oomph ]

Eyes:hazle
Hair:black
Height:5'8"
Righty or Lefty:right
Zodiac Sign:lybra
Your heritage:75% italian 25% German
Your weakness:Toni Ann (she can make me do anything)
Your shoes you wore today: Black DC's that are falling apart rapidly
Your fears: Losing Toni Ann
Your perfect pizza: not a big pizza guy but i like pizza with either bell pepers or tomatos and broccoli
Goal you'd like to achieve:owning a resturante or working in the video game industry
Your thoughts first waking up:i miss toni ann
Your best physical feature:im just 100% sexy what can i say lol
Your bedtime:when i get tired usaly around 4 am
Your most missed memory: i dont really have one well one i can think of i guess its not that missed now is it
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King:McDonalds only cause i know how BK from when toni ann worked there ew
Single or group dates:Single
Adidas or Nike:Nike
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee:COFFEE!!!!!

Smoke:no
Cuss:yes haha cuss funny word hehe i feel like a 5 year old sayin that
Sing:sure why not
Take showers daily:yea
Have a crush:i wouldnt call it a crush
Think you've been in love:i dont knot ive been in love. i know that i am in love
Want to go college:yea
Want to get married:yea
Believe in yourself:if we dont believe in ourselfs what do we have left to believe in
Get motion sickness:no
Think you're attractive: i am dead sexy .... well actualy no i dont think im attractive but im told otherwise so u know
Think you're a health freak:no
Get along with your parents: sometimes
Like thunderstorms:yes
Play an instrument:air gutair?

-in the past month-
Gone to the mall:yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos:only half a box
Eaten sushi:YES!!! god damn i love sushi i want some right now
Been on stage:no
Gone skating:no
Made homemade cookies: yes
Gone skinny dipping:no
Dyed your hair:no
Stolen anything:no

-ever..-
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:yea heh first time i really drank i got alcohol poisioning and coulda died lol yea thats why i dotn drink anymore
Been called a tease: yes
Got beaten up:sure
Age you hoped to be married:i dont have an age just when the time comes. id love to spend the rest of my life with toni ann though.
Number and name of children: I HATE KIDS
Dream wedding:paint it black heh
How do you want to die:someone immortal like me cant die. hmm i wanna die seeing something truly amazing right before i go. like a natural disaster or a nuke droping
Where do you want to attend college: i dont know yet
Dream job:chef or graphic designer
Country you want to visit: japan

Number of drugs taken illegally:1
Number of people I could trust with my life:1
Number of CDs that I own:umm like 3 i have an iPod so i just dl music and put it all on there
Number of piercings:had 4 but there closing
Number of tattoos:0
Number of times my name's been in the news:0
Number of scars on my body:1 really nasty lookin one on my wrist (no not self inflicted)
Number of things in my past that I regret: to many i know its bad to regret but o well we all do

current clothing:umm a blanket lol SHUT UP ITS LATE I CAN WEAR WHAT I WANT IN MY HOUSE!
current mood:blah
current taste: taste i taste nothing im confused by this question im eatin twizlers though so i taste them hmm ok sure that
current hair:eye length black and like shaved under
current annoyance:kirt
current smell:strawberry twizler
current thing you ought to be doing: prolly sleeping since its 4:46 am
current jewelry: none
current book: read HA!
current refreshment:coke
current worry:that i wont get to see toni ann for a while
current favorite celebrity:john cusack
current longing:long to be with toni ann i really miss her
current music:rammstein-Mein Teil (my share) DENN DU BIST WAS DU ISST heh (for you are what you eat) the songs about canabalism heh
current wish:i wish that i could just lay with toni ann all night holding her in my arms until the morning came
current lyric in your head:Bück dich befehl ich dir (bend down i command you)
current regret:not putting on fight club because i thought i was goin to bed but i just stayed up so i coulda watched it arg
current desktop picture:Halo Red Vs Blue
current plans for tonight/weekend:go to movies with toni ann to see Bourne Supremacy
current cuss word du jour:FUCK. god i hate stupid french
current disappointment: that the McDonalds sign lies they said they surved McGridles all day and they dont bah humbug
current IM/person you're talking to:toni ann. everyone else is sleeping
current love:TONI ANN i love her soooooooooooo much
current obsession:Toni Ann
current avoidance:that purple moose named elroy
current thing or things on your wall: 6 posters (dragon, zim,batman,nightmare before christmas, cradle of filth, sonic) a shit load of pictures of toni ann, 2 scorpions in a frame, 3 postcard things (2 x-men 1 spiderman) batman light, inuyasha picture, 3 halo pictures, blood rayne picture,glow in the dark skull picture,bunch of weapons(dont feel like naming take to long and im lazy) old batman record, a painting of johnny the homicidal killer that i still havent finished painting, and last but not least 2 pairs of hand cuffs. surprisingly my walls are really that full.
current favorite movie: fight club

now that uve wasted about a half hour reading that you all know me pretty good lol
ttfn

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i feel poopy [28 Jul 2004|03:49am]
[ mood | melancholy ]
[ music | Hurt-Nine Inch Nails ]

its 4am and i feel like crap

i just feel crappy no real reason or no reason wanted to be said heh

i had a long day at work today i got burnt really bad on a sheet pan coming outta the oven left a nasty red line on my arm o well ill survive

got home watched fahrenhiet 911(god i reallly really really hate bush now) then i watched vampire hunter D very good anime.

i think im nocturnal i just hate day sleep all day up all night.

i would love to just kill something right now wierd feeling i feel angered but dont know y i want to hit something but cant cause if i made any noise i would wake my parents then get bitched at so ill refrain from that.

u know that feeling in like ur gut right below your ribs in the middle of your stomach right in there that feeling like ur gonna throw up yea i have that feeling right about now.

i gots this crappy problem a problem id rather not go into becasue of its embarassing matter but well see theres no way of fixing this problem wish there was but there clearly isnt. this problem leads people to think stuff that isnt true and i wish there was some way to convince them of that but well theres nothing i can do nothing at all thats what really hurts really fucks with me. wish there was a fix to this problem that bothers me so


i hate myself

goodnight

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first entry [23 Jul 2004|09:04pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | no music watchin court tv ]

ELLO this is my first entry not much to type here
im at my dads house right now and im prolly gonna come home early so i can be with toni ann because i love her more then anything but for some reason she doenst want me to i dont know why. maybe she thinks i dont really want to be with her or something i dotn know i wish she knew how much i really love her and want to be with her. its just like i would cancel my plans for anything just to be with her. i really hope i can come home to see her i love her soooo much.

hmm o and last night i spent 2 hours in the hospital because i ate some salmon that had some kind of nut on it so i ended up throwin up 3 times my lips got all swollen so my mom was takin me to the hospital and i had a bag to throw up in and i threw up like 7 times and the bag had a hole in it so i had throw up all over my pants and stuff. so then i got to the hospital and my throat had closed a bit so they gave me a needle into my arm with like legalized speed which made me feel very wierd and super shakey then they stuck me with an IV put benadril in me and some other stuff then they put this whole crapload of stuff through the IV which was really really cold made me all cold inside and i had no clue what was goin on anymore lightheaded limbs felt really light and i like couldnt form sentances anymore it wasnt fun about after an hour i felt better so that was good. ah well thats all

ta ta

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